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"I'm not an alcoholic. I have a lot to deal with in a week."

"I got so wasted I couldn't remember

 my own name"

"If I carry on with what I am doing, I will die.

"I've got a right wobbly belly."

"Stella gets us more hammered."

"It's only fair that you get your release

 every now and again"

"I wrecked my sleeping pattern"

"I just drank and ignored it"

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